Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Impotence Slang

180 degrees shy of heaven

Performing with Flacido Domingo

A few parts shy of an erector set

Sch-wing and a miss

Not rising to the level of impeachable offence

The Null Monte

Disappointing Miss Daisy

Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

Ascension Deficit Disorder

Bouncing the Check of Love

Less-than-Magic Johnson

All Doled up with nowhere to go

Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You

Serving boneless pork

Unleavened Man-Bread

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